Centerfield

This very disturbing police report [seriously, not for the thin-skinned or remotely prudish] reminds me of an old joke [which requires the same disclaimer; don't read further if you dislike coarse humor]:

Seamus walks into a pub with a dour look on his face. The barman asks him what's wrong. Seamus replies:

"Ye know McMillan's wagon? Rolls along strong and smooth. I built that wagon with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the wagon-builder? Nae."

"Ye know Ferguson's barn? Beautiful strong barn it is. I built that barn with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the barn-builder? Nae."

"Ye know yon bridge over the river? I built that bridge with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the bridge-builder? Nae."

"But ye fuck one goat..."

LOL! You should've saved that for St. Patrick's Day!

Speaking of humor, I loved the Onion article about how we need to expand nuclear power in order to produce the superheros of the future. That must be how Rogue manages to age backwards, like Merlyn the Magician.

Gordon Parks died at 93. He wrote a novel, The Learning Tree, which became a local controversy in my town in NJ in the 70's because it had some sex in it.